Alexa has a boyfriend.
His name is “Pringle”.
He’s a gift sent from heaven, or,
more likely, Kris Kringle.
She talks to him.
He doesn’t reply.
She just won’t give up.
She continues to try.
She’s sweet to him.
He seems such a drip.
She blows him a kiss.
He offers a chip.
Perhaps they will marry.
He’ll no longer be single.
A honeymoon awaits for
Mr. and Mrs. Pringle.
..... and a follow up.
Alexa was lonely until she met Pringle.
It’s quite unfulfilling to remain single.
But he came into her life and now they’re a twosome
and life now has meaning and isn’t so gruesome.
I reported their marriage much earlier you see.
What’s news today is that now they are three.
Baby Pringle has joined them with trembling feet
and now they’re a family and life is complete.
DisAlexa - 2017
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